Do kids who live near volcanoes play the hot lava game?
Funny thoughts on childhood
3.15.2013
Growing up my best friend was a coat rack. I would have made new friends, but nobody was as good at holding coats as he was.
2.28.2013
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a boring old elephant.
9.24.2012
Isn’t it one of the cardinal rules of Bingo that you have to be under 12 or over 60 to play?
8.23.2012
Sometimes I just want to return to the innocence of childhood when people were judged by things they couldn’t control, like their last name.
3.15.2010
Johnny was an unruly, disgruntled child, but I was always ruly and gruntled.
10.27.2009
When I was a kid, we would always play house. That was pretty boring, since houses can’t move or talk. Tag was way better. Freeze tag.
