If you were a chicken you would never have to borrow an egg from your neighbor.
Funny thoughts on chickens
7.18.2012
Follow your dreams, they say, but I have no idea how to play golf in outer space with Teddy Roosevelt and a purple chicken.
4.26.2010
Those legs, those thighs, those breasts… Be gone, fowl temptress! I can’t stop eating this fried chicken.
8.12.2009
Nothing says chaos quite like flying chickens.
