I never knew why my high school English teacherwe made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
Funny thoughts on chemicals
The word “serendipity” sounds like “sarin dippity.” A person being dipped into a vat ofdoesn’t sound so serendipitous.
In a tragic accident of chemical warfare pronunciation, the party came to an abrupt end when Jim shared
As some women age, they start wearingfor self preservation. Yes, that smell is formaldehyde.
If anyone ever tells you, “Don’t go into that burning chemical warehouse to save your Chia Pet,” well, they’re heartless.