Was it named cottage cheese because of where it used to be made or where it was eaten? I need to know whether to call it factory cheese now or salad bar cheese.
Funny thoughts on cheese
5.7.2010
How can we, as a nation, claim responsibility for American cheese? If we’re going to pretend it’s cheese, let’s call it Al Qaeda cheese.
11.20.2009
The Apollo moon landing was an obvious hoax. C’mon, everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.
10.26.2009
The smell of success isn’t sweet; it’s more like stinky B.O., dirt, and stale cheese. Wait, maybe that’s just me.