If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in the doghouse.
Funny thoughts on chairs
5.16.2011
“Chairman of the Board,” he says, and I’m like, “Chair Man of the Board, huh? Yeah, carpentry is pretty cool.”
9.24.2009
Everyone always tries to avoid the hot seat, but wouldn’t it be kind of nice in the winter?
7.6.2009
The art in the Louvre was really crude, but the private viewing rooms were nice. And the porcelain chairs. And the toilet paper.