11.10.2011

I thought Justin Beaver was a character from Dora the Explorer. Now you’re telling me he fathered a child?

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6.8.2011

If someone says they’re a big fan of yours, ask to see the tattoo.

3.2.2011

Despite the faked death and multiple plastic surgeries, I know Thriller was true: Michael Jackson has been a zombie since 1983.

2.10.2010

I know two kinds of people that can be genuinely surprised by their own farts: little babies, and Joan Rivers.