I can’t believe I completelyabout the Academy Awards.
Funny thoughts on celebrities
I want to write a joke about Larry King, but he’lland then I’ll look like a jerk.
I thoughtwas a character from Dora the Explorer. Now you’re telling me he fathered a child?
If someone saysask to see the tattoo.
Despite the faked death and multiple plastic surgeries, I knowMichael Jackson has been a zombie since 1983.
I know two kinds of people that can be genuinely surprised by their own farts: little babies, and