Funny thoughts on cats - page 2

I’m feeling weird about that cat food I just ate. Is it made from real cats, or is that just a name?

There are certain things you should never set on the stove, even if you think it’s not hot. Officially adding cats to that list.

For some reason, the Be-good-or-we’ll-sell-you-to-the-Gypsies threat works on the kids, but not the cat. Maybe he knows Gypsies don’t buy cats.