If by “out of touch with reality” you mean “preparing for the zombie cat invasion,” then you have
Funny thoughts on cats - page 2
I’m feeling weird about thatIs it made from real cats, or is that just a name?
A diamond ring is asymbol for a new marriage. We should have engagement kittens.
You would think that by now everyone would’ve seen enough roadkill to know thataren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
There are certain things you should never seteven if you think it’s not hot. Officially adding cats to that list.
It wasso I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.
Youof the bag if you hadn’t put it in there in the first place.
For some reason, the Be-good-or-we’ll-sell-you-to-the-Gypsies threat works on the kids, but not the cat.don’t buy cats.
The problem with breeding mutant mice is it only takesto undo years of work.
I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a.