“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
Funny thoughts on cats
Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if ahere’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
I kind of thinkmight be more relaxing if I didn’t bring my cat.
People say you can’t train a cat. Nowbut every word of these two sentences was typed and posted by a cat.
What if cats aren’t saying meow at all, and they’reCommunists talking about Chairman Mao?
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from disco, it’s that cats are really
Ethics dilemma: Are you obligated to report it to the police if you witness a
People: “You only live once!” Cats: “You only live nine times!” Dogs:gotta catch my tail, gotta catch my tail…”
If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in
The ridiculous thing about cats having Facebook accounts is that cats don’t even have