“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
Funny thoughts on cats
3.26.2014
Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if a cow needs a bell, here’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
1.8.2014
I kind of think bubble baths might be more relaxing if I didn’t bring my cat.
9.4.2013
People say you can’t train a cat. Now I don’t mean to brag, but every word of these two sentences was typed and posted by a cat.
8.16.2013
What if cats aren’t saying meow at all, and they’re actually Chinese Communists talking about Chairman Mao?
4.10.2013
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from disco, it’s that cats are really good at Kung Fu.
1.30.2013
Ethics dilemma: Are you obligated to report it to the police if you witness a crime being committed by a cat?
1.10.2013
People: “You only live once!” Cats: “You only live nine times!” Dogs: “Gotta catch my tail, gotta catch my tail, gotta catch my tail…”
11.30.2012
If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in the doghouse.
9.5.2012
The ridiculous thing about cats having Facebook accounts is that cats don’t even have friends in real life.
