12.5.2011

I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
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11.10.2011

I thought Justin Beaver was a character from Dora the Explorer. Now you’re telling me he fathered a child?

1.25.2010

A good form of transportation would be to grease up the bottom of your feet and glide on top of power lines.

1.8.2010

When I grow up I want to be a blacksmith; play with fire, hit stuff, make swords, and drop anvils on people.

9.30.2009

I always thought of Bugs Bunny as more of a rabbit than a bunny.

6.23.2009

Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.