It wasn’t until I first saw Spongebob Squarepants that I realized all these other sponges are going around completely naked.
Funny thoughts on cartoons
7.26.2012
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lot funnier in cartoons than in real life.
12.5.2011
I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
11.10.2011
I thought Justin Beaver was a character from Dora the Explorer. Now you’re telling me he fathered a child?
2.15.2010
Someday I hope to found a company that is as universally famous as Acme.
1.25.2010
A good form of transportation would be to grease up the bottom of your feet and glide on top of power lines.
1.8.2010
When I grow up I want to be a blacksmith; play with fire, hit stuff, make swords, and drop anvils on people.
9.30.2009
I always thought of Bugs Bunny as more of a rabbit than a bunny.
6.23.2009
Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.