I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
11.10.2011
I thought Justin Beaver was a character from Dora the Explorer. Now you’re telling me he fathered a child?
1.25.2010
A good form of transportation would be to grease up the bottom of your feet and glide on top of power lines.
1.8.2010
When I grow up I want to be a blacksmith; play with fire, hit stuff, make swords, and drop anvils on people.
6.23.2009
Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.
