If you fly past me on the open freeway, and two minutes later I fly past you, it’s because I’m using cruise control, and you’re driving like an idiot.
Funny thoughts on cars - page 2
4.29.2010
Defensive driving? I prefer to drive offensively.
4.19.2010
You say, “You idiot! Why did you push my new car off a cliff?!” like it’s a bad thing.
2.3.2010
I write “For Sale – $600″ on the windows of random cars and include my senator’s home phone number.
9.8.2009
I used to have a hula girl on my dashboard but she finally left. Fine by me. She was blocking my view of the road.
