Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Funny thoughts on cars
Apparentlyneeds a new serpentine belt. How do snakes even wear a belt?
If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so manyhorse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down?
Do dogsbecause they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did,and drive to Mexico.
I can understand why I occasionally see Alaskabut I really want to know how those cars from Hawaii drove across the Pacific.
There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behindbefore they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.
It’s a good thing my car has a light to tell me when the gas is low, because that fuel gauge right next to it is
Ever notice how theare almost always the type who have had way too much sun already?