If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so many out-of-work horse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
Funny thoughts on cars
11.16.2012
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down? Doesn’t work with real cars.
5.29.2012
Do dogs stick their heads out of car windows because they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
2.27.2012
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did, and drive to Mexico.
1.30.2012
I can understand why I occasionally see Alaska license plates, but I really want to know how those cars from Hawaii drove across the Pacific.
1.20.2012
There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behind a slow driver before they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.
11.7.2011
It’s a good thing my car has a light to tell me when the gas is low, because that fuel gauge right next to it is too complicated to understand.
9.26.2011
Ever notice how the people who drive convertibles are almost always the type who have had way too much sun already?
9.23.2011
The other day I saw a Dodge Grand Caravan Sport. Unless it has a jet engine, I just don’t see how a minivan could ever be sporty.
9.12.2011
I used to think a rutabaga was a kind of car. Turns out it’s not, it just tastes like one.