The best thing inThe second best is using cruise control on a straight road and putting your hands and feet in the air.
Funny thoughts on cars
Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.
Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Apparentlyneeds a new serpentine belt. How do snakes even wear a belt?
If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so manyhorse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down?
Do dogsbecause they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did,and drive to Mexico.
I can understand why I occasionally see Alaskabut I really want to know how those cars from Hawaii drove across the Pacific.
There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behindbefore they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.