Never buy a brown vehicle. Brown cars are never fast,and never taste like chocolate.
Funny thoughts on cars
Why dowant bicycles? Why can’t they just ride around the neighborhood in a stolen Chrysler like I always did?
Why don’t people believe you when you tell them aiding and abetting is only a crime on TV, and youtheir car?
I think more commuters would be willing to ride a donkey to work if they knew how often people make fun of
The best thing inThe second best is using cruise control on a straight road and putting your hands and feet in the air.
Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.
Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Apparentlyneeds a new serpentine belt. How do snakes even wear a belt?
If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so manyhorse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down?