When a cop asks you why you were driving so fast, tell them some idiot was chasing you. Don’t mention that they were the idiot.
Funny thoughts on car chases
1.13.2012
People are so obsessed about getting the closest parking spot that they miss a spot that would be better for making a quick getaway.
8.21.2009
“Ignore it and it will go away.” Yeah, right. Now I have TWENTY cop cars behind me and they’re laying road spikes.
