My kid told me if you eat a 50-year-oldI don’t know where she hears this stuff, or why she knows so much more than me.
Funny thoughts on cannibalism
Wait a minute – ifand I’m a human being, WHY DON’T I REMEMBER EATING ANYONE?
It really disturbs me when people say little babies are sweet because seriously, you should not be
It’s a good thing baby oil isn’t made from real babies, because then people would think I was
I don’t want to hear about your inner child,