Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think.
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What does it say about our culture that our two favoriteare bears and worms?
Medical studies havedoes not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.
It’s not my job to make everyone happy. That’s
My wife gave me kisses for Valentine’s Day. Now at workwho passes by. Chocolate makes me sound like a whore.
I’ll bet sucker factory workersand then pretending they were pointing at candy behind them.
The difference betweenand chalk is that you can actually say something meaningful with chalk. Also, chalk tastes better.
Halloween: The kids are scared of ghosts and monsters. The adults are scaredif they don’t give out candy.
My daughter wanted to name the baby Candy Bar, but I told her no way,
If modernis just a creation of the candy companies, those guys need to make up more holidays.