Thinking back on my teenage years, I can’t believe Ias a waiter for blowing out birthday candles with a fire extinguisher.
Funny thoughts on candles
For how good they smell, you’d think scented candles wouldthan they do.
Every year when I blow out my candles I just wish to be a year younger and ten pounds lighter.
If you’re burningat both ends maybe you should step into at least the 19th century and buy a light bulb.
You’re getting old when every party you’re invited to involves candle or beauty product sales. Why can’t a party be for
Wax museums are so boring! I thought they would be full of crayonsand interesting stuff like that.
When I was a kid we had a Halloween candle with a red pumpkin on it. Who knew pumpkins were red in China? Also, why did mom ever buy that?