I hate when you’re walking up stairs behind someone and you have to look around awkwardly so no one will think you’re staring at their butt.
Funny thoughts on butts
1.14.2013
This needs to be clarified. gluten-free: diet with no wheat. glute-free: person with no butt.
1.19.2010
When you stop and really take a look around yourself, it’s amazing how many things you see that look like a butt.
6.29.2009
To the gal with the “My dog is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker: Your dog sniffs butts.
