If you plant bushes to keep your neighbors’ balloons out of your yard, technically that’s a hedge against inflation.
Funny thoughts on bushes
1.29.2013
I am completely sane. Just ask that bush over there.
4.26.2011
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say, “Help, I fell into this bush!” but you don’t believe me?