We used to adjust the rabbit ears to fix a TV signal. Now we have to make burnt offerings to the network gods. Is why I burned those Cheetos.
Funny thoughts on burning
5.15.2013
Help save the earth by getting your office to go paperless. Burn every last piece.
4.30.2013
At some point you have to admit your wife might have a crush on a firefighter and that’s why she keeps burning down the house.
6.24.2009
Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19. I’m more concerned about Pillage, Plunder, Burn and Murder Like a Pirate Day.
