10.14.2011

Nice 26.2 sticker. I’m sure you run marathons, but judging by your driving, that’s also your IQ.

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10.4.2011

Flying cars will have bumper stickers too. They’ll just say stuff like, “Save a life – watch for jetpackers.”

6.29.2009

To the gal with the “My dog is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker: Your dog sniffs butts.