Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.
Funny thoughts on breakfast
Why doalways talk about pimps and Cheerios?
Why aren’t there more comic bookswho use toaster strudels to kill people?
New business plan: Start a hotcake stand. Hope they
would be a lot better at waking me up if it made bacon and eggs every morning. This one just makes pancakes.
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil.
I can’t even tell you how disappointed I was to learn that the International House of Pancakes is not, in fact, made of
I’m still trying to decide whether bacon’s powers come from heaven or hell.