Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenses pancakes when you press the eject button.
Funny thoughts on breakfast
7.15.2013
Why do the British always talk about pimps and Cheerios?
6.14.2013
Why aren’t there more comic books about supervillains who use toaster strudels to kill people?
10.4.2012
New business plan: Start a hotcake stand. Hope they sell like hotcakes.
8.22.2012
My alarm clock would be a lot better at waking me up if it made bacon and eggs every morning. This one just makes pancakes.
7.2.2012
Some epic battles are destined to continue forever: Fire vs. Water. Good vs. Evil. Cap’n Crunch vs. the Soggies.
1.13.2010
I can’t even tell you how disappointed I was to learn that the International House of Pancakes is not, in fact, made of pancakes.
5.14.2009
I’m still trying to decide whether bacon’s powers come from heaven or hell.
