Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas even have brains.
6.27.2011
In order to reduce my typos, could everyone named Brian please just change your name to Brain?
6.6.2011
Yeehaw! is a redneck word that literally translates to, “My brain just disconnected from my body!”
4.28.2011
The brain sends electrical signals to tell your muscles to move, but if that doesn’t get you out of my way, this cattle prod will.
5.29.2009
Obscure Medical Fact #384: Every time you sneeze you lose part of your brain.
