There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
Funny thoughts on brains
85% of people withdon’t know the difference between correlation and causation. Fight brain damage by teaching causation!
Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas
In order to reduce my typos, could everyone named Brian please just change your name
Yeehaw! is a redneck word that literally translates to,
sends electrical signals to tell your muscles to move, but if that doesn’t get you out of my way, this cattle prod will.
If it’s true, then yes, grape minds think alike.
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
Obscure Medical Fact #384: Every time you sneeze you lose part of your brain.