I probably shouldn’t joke about this, but there’s this guy I see at the gym who wears a t-shirt that says, “Property of Jesus Christ,” and every time I see it, I want to say, “Hey man, maybe you should give Jesus his shirt back.”
Funny thoughts on borrowing
6.25.2014
Why don’t people believe you when you tell them aiding and abetting is only a crime on TV, and you really need to borrow their car?
11.20.2013
If you were a chicken you would never have to borrow an egg from your neighbor.