The more time you spend around them, the more you come to realize that dead people are pretty boring.
Funny thoughts on boredom
1.9.2013
If you’re ever bored in a crowded place, just point at a random guy and yell, “Stop that man! He’s getting away!”
3.8.2012
Someday everyone will know how many games of solitaire I’ve won and be extremely impressed.
5.19.2011
Wax museums are so boring! I thought they would be full of crayons and candles and interesting stuff like that.
1.21.2011
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for boring business meetings.
10.27.2009
When I was a kid, we would always play house. That was pretty boring, since houses can’t move or talk. Tag was way better. Freeze tag.
