New book idea: Harry Pottery Barn, about magically overpriced home decor.
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Funny thoughts on books
Great gift for Christmas
December 16th, 2014My book of funny thoughts makes a great Christmas gift, but time is running out to get one in time! Order a copy or two of Zombies Love Pizza from CreateSpace or Amazon today!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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An endorsement from an adorable source:
A promo video shot by an adorable 9-year-old (yes, that’s her snickering at the end):
10.1.2014
Realistic Jungle Book: Wolves eat abandoned human child. Bear, panther and tiger never get a chance.
10.23.2013
I’ve taken many looks in many books but I have yet to find a reading rainbow.
Dan of the Day Book?
January 31st, 2013I’m thinking of compiling a Dan of the Day thoughts book. Somebody talk me out of this.
11.8.2012
If I were Quasimodo I would predict the future all the time and say, “I just have a hunch.”
8.17.2012
You can learn about the power of love by reading a book or watching a movie, but the best source for true understanding is Huey Lewis.
7.30.2012
It isn’t fair that the UK gets to host the Olympics. Didn’t they just have the Quidditch World Cup?
9.9.2009
A picture is worth a thousand words, but my teacher wouldn’t accept my doodles as a book report. That was like 50,000 words!
