Why is it taboo to pick boogers out of your nose, but not out of your eyes? Come on people, use a tissue!
6.29.2010
Hope for humanity? I lost mine the day I saw a grown man pick his nose and eat it.
9.1.2009
I want to be a voice actor in nasal decongestant ads just so I can say, “I’m not a booger, but I play one on TV.”
