Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.
Background image by Tela Chhe, https://www.flickr.com/photos/telachhe/2956539243/
Thinking back on my teenage years, I can’t believe I didn’t get fired as a waiter for blowing out birthday candles with a fire extinguisher.
I love birthdays. Every year when I blow out my candles I just wish to be a year younger and ten pounds lighter.