Plot twist: Skynyrd’s, but it’s actually about a promotion at a pet shop.
Funny thoughts on birds
What’sis good for the gander. Except hormone pills. You have to be careful with hormone pills.
If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
Less known than the common sparrow iswhich sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.