If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in the doghouse.
Funny thoughts on birds
11.28.2012
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they like to eat sand. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
12.3.2009
Less known than the common sparrow is the uncommon sparrow, which sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.
8.11.2009
I like the fable of Little Red, Red Robin Hood, where he’s bob, bob, bobbin’ along, stealing from the rich to see his grandmother.
