Plot twist: Skynyrd’s Free Bird, but it’s actually about a promotion at a pet shop.
Funny thoughts on birds
10.28.2014
Nevermore? Real ravens never quoth anything except squawk! squawk! squawk!
Background image by Luz Adriana Villa, https://www.flickr.com/photos/luchilu/677786684/
9.11.2014
Geese draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner.
1.22.2014
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Except hormone pills. You have to be careful with hormone pills.
11.30.2012
If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in the doghouse.
11.28.2012
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they like to eat sand. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
12.3.2009
Less known than the common sparrow is the uncommon sparrow, which sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.
8.11.2009
I like the fable of Little Red, Red Robin Hood, where he’s bob, bob, bobbin’ along, stealing from the rich to see his grandmother.
