Plot twist: Skynyrd’s Free Bird, but it’s actually about a promotion at a pet shop.
Funny thoughts on birds
10.28.2014
9.11.2014
1.22.2014
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Except hormone pills. You have to be careful with hormone pills.
11.30.2012
If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in the doghouse.
11.28.2012
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they like to eat sand. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
12.3.2009
Less known than the common sparrow is the uncommon sparrow, which sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.