My niece thinks octopuses don’t wear pants because they have too many legs. ‘Course not. It’s because they’d have to open their fly to eat.
7.1.2010
The problem with breeding mutant mice is it only takes one mutant cat to undo years of work.
4.23.2010
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned: the amoeba is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.
10.9.2009
I’ll be honest – talk about the food chain makes me really hungry.
I'm at the end of the food chain! (Chains don't have a top.)
