I think Willy Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drink taught us all a valuable lesson: belching is an important skill, and it can save your life.
Funny thoughts on beverages
9.29.2011
It’s funny that this Windex says, “Do not ingest,” because it looks like punch and my vision is getting blurry and what was I just talking about?
9.21.2011
It’s a good thing baby oil isn’t made from real babies, because then people would think I was weird for drinking it.
