When grown adults say, “Pretty please with a cherry on top,” it isn’t pretty, and there is no cherry.
Funny thoughts on begging
2.1.2012
I hate bogus panhandlers. I mean, if they’re so poor, how can they afford such a fancy piece of corrugated cardboard to write a sign on?
8.20.2010
If you’re going to beg to differ with me, you’d better actually grovel.