Realistic Jungle Book: Wolves eat abandoned human child. Bear, panther and tiger never get a chance.
Funny thoughts on bears
7.23.2012
Bears are just as scared of you as you are of them, except they have twice your mass, razor-sharp claws and jaws that can crush steel.
8.18.2011
With a name like that, you would think Smoky the Bear is either an arsonist or a cigarette mascot.
7.7.2011
If you’re ever being chased by a bear, don’t climb a tree. Bears eat trees whole, so you might be swallowed accidentally.
2.2.2011
Just organized my social website friends into groups. Every one of them made it on the Unlikely-to-Win-in-a-Fight-with-a-Bear list.
