You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something.
Funny thoughts on beaches
5.3.2011
I was at the beach when global warming made the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
2.17.2011
The guy who draws pictures on the orphaned whiteboard at work gave us another gem. I resisted for about a week before I added a caption:
10.4.2010
They were doing the wave, tossing beach balls and crowd surfing, and I’m thinking, “Maybe we all should have just gone to the beach.”
