I was at the beach when global warming made the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
Funny thoughts on beaches
2.17.2011
The guy who draws pictures on the orphaned whiteboard at work gave us another gem. I resisted for about a week before I added a caption:
10.4.2010
They were doing the wave, tossing beach balls and crowd surfing, and I’m thinking, “Maybe we all should have just gone to the beach.”