You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something.
Funny thoughts on beaches
5.3.2011
I was at the beach when global warming made the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
2.17.2011
10.4.2010
They were doing the wave, tossing beach balls and crowd surfing, and I’m thinking, “Maybe we all should have just gone to the beach.”