People don’t like it whenin their toilet.
Funny thoughts on bathrooms
Superman has his Fortress of Solitude. The rest of us are lucky if we getin the bathroom.
Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable.with these people.
Is it wrong of me to purposely flush a toilet every time I hear someonein a public restroom?
When people say, “We’re number one!” I always think of it in bathroom terms. Even then,
Instead of “Women,” shouldn’t the sign onsay “Woman?”
A funny joke would be topaper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”
Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”
Janitors – If you stop rushing me out of the bathroom so you can clean, I’ll stop throwing wet toilet paper at the ceiling.
The art in the Louvre was really crude, but the private viewing rooms were nice. And the porcelain chairs. And the toilet paper.