People don’t like it when you make Jello in their toilet.
Funny thoughts on bathrooms
8.21.2013
Superman has his Fortress of Solitude. The rest of us are lucky if we get a few minutes of peace in the bathroom.
1.17.2013
Some people believe that cheap toilet paper is totally acceptable. Never shake hands with these people.
7.31.2012
Is it wrong of me to purposely flush a toilet every time I hear someone talking on their phone in a public restroom?
6.9.2010
When people say, “We’re number one!” I always think of it in bathroom terms. Even then, it’s better than being number two.
6.1.2010
Instead of “Women,” shouldn’t the sign on a one person restroom say “Woman?”
4.15.2010
A funny joke would be to replace your toilet paper with a lint roller. When guests complain, say, “What did you do in my washing machine?!”
8.27.2009
Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”
Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges. There aren't a lot of pit stops in space.
7.31.2009
Janitors – If you stop rushing me out of the bathroom so you can clean, I’ll stop throwing wet toilet paper at the ceiling.
7.6.2009
The art in the Louvre was really crude, but the private viewing rooms were nice. And the porcelain chairs. And the toilet paper.
