5.23.2011

I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables, axe – lumberjacking, gun – shooting people.

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Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

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1.15.2010

Baseball bat use #9: remote control.

1.7.2010

Baseball bat use #23: gavel.

12.17.2009

Baseball bat use #78: bottle opener.