If you’re ever bored in a crowded place, just point at a random guy and yell,He’s getting away!”
Funny thoughts on bad guys
Cops should have better things to do than harass me foror “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
Bad guys are always saying, “We have ways of making you talk.” I’m usually more interested in
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming,
Whenrub their hands maniacally, they’re actually just putting on lotion.
InDr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”
I wear glasses as a superhero but not as my alter ego. The bad guys think I’m just some dork, but no, I’m Super Dork!