Bad guys are always saying, “We have ways of making you talk.” I’m usually more interested in getting people to shut up.
9.14.2010
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”
7.21.2010
When supervillians rub their hands maniacally, they’re actually just putting on lotion.
6.18.2010
In his first blunder as a supervillian, Dr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”
7.9.2009
I wear glasses as a superhero but not as my alter ego. The bad guys think I’m just some dork, but no, I’m Super Dork!
