7.6.2010

I got it from the salad bar, so yes, bacon with croutons counts as a salad.

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6.8.2010

Unlike Popeye, my super powers require a constant supply of bacon.

12.10.2009

Bacon backwards is nocab. Think about it.

5.14.2009

I’m still trying to decide whether bacon’s powers come from heaven or hell.