My alarm clock would be a lot better at waking me up if it made bacon and eggs every morning. This one just makes pancakes.
Funny thoughts on bacon
7.6.2010
I got it from the salad bar, so yes, bacon with croutons counts as a salad.
6.8.2010
Unlike Popeye, my super powers require a constant supply of bacon.
12.10.2009
Bacon backwards is nocab. Think about it.
5.14.2009
I’m still trying to decide whether bacon’s powers come from heaven or hell.