When someone says they’re going to take you to the woodshed, be sure to bring an ax. You’ll need it if you’re going to help chop wood.
Funny thoughts on axes
8.19.2011
Extra words can make weapons sound so much cooler:
- knife –> tactical knife
- ax –> battle ax
- spork –> assault spork
5.23.2011
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables, axe – lumberjacking, gun – shooting people.
