When people say, “Holla!” I do. Then they stare at me, so I holla louder. Pretty soon they go away.
Funny thoughts on awkwardness
8.8.2013
I hate when you’re walking up stairs behind someone and you have to look around awkwardly so no one will think you’re staring at their butt.
3.20.2012
It can be awkward if someone overhears you talking to yourself, but it can be more awkward if you notice and start saying really crazy stuff.
2.3.2012
That awkward moment when someone starts a phrase with, “That awkward moment…”
10.18.2011
There is no easy way to discretely signal to someone across the room that their fly is down.
12.8.2010
Apparently there is a difference between opticians and obstetricians. That was the most awkward eyeglass fitting of all time.
