Bananas and boomerangs have a lot in common: they’re curved, they’re aerodynamic, and you get arrested when you throw them at cops.
Funny thoughts on Australia
5.7.2013
Why do people just assume all kangaroos are Australian, and that I’m not a pouchless American kangaroo who likes to walk instead of hop?
5.15.2009
I wanted to fly to Australia to see if their toilets drain backwards, but my sister told me to just look it up online. Good point, really.
