Solar flares are funnier if you think of them as star farts.
Funny thoughts on astronomy
6.18.2013
Maybe we shouldn’t shoot so many rockets into outer space, because what if space starts shooting back?
10.19.2012
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, nothing will happen. Nothing. That’s the last time I trust a talking cricket.
2.13.2012
Just found out Sun Chips do not actually contain any sun. Looking for a new source of hydrogen and helium for my diet.
12.13.2011
I used to think It’s a Small World was about Pluto, but I guess it’s a small trans-Neptunian dwarf world after all.
1.13.2011
The universe is constantly expanding. Who are my waistline and I to argue?
7.9.2010
You can’t touch the stars because there a pie.
11.20.2009
The Apollo moon landing was an obvious hoax. C’mon, everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.
10.15.2009
If I were gravity, I would reverse myself every once in a while, just for fun.
9.17.2009
People make fun of me for always wearing a welding mask, but when the sun goes supernova I’ll have the last laugh!
