12.13.2011

I used to think It’s a Small World was about Pluto, but I guess it’s a small trans-Neptunian dwarf world after all.

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1.13.2011

The universe is constantly expanding. Who are my waistline and I to argue?

7.9.2010

You can’t touch the stars because there a pie.

10.15.2009

If I were gravity, I would reverse myself every once in a while, just for fun.