11.20.2009

The Apollo moon landing was an obvious hoax. C’mon, everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.

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Dan of the Day Logo on Light Pink Background

Dan of the Day Shirt

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The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

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6.23.2009

Lots of kids want to be astronauts when they grow up. I wanted to be Scooby-Doo. Which would explain why I mumble.