Just remember, struggling artists: there are painting elephants who are more successful than you.
Funny thoughts on art
8.12.2011
Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
But if you make a gaffe
and you can’t get a laugh
then just make up a joke about farts
7.6.2009
The art in the Louvre was really crude, but the private viewing rooms were nice. And the porcelain chairs. And the toilet paper.
