7.21.2011

An ant can lift up to 50 times its own weight, or, for comparison, at least 5 runway models.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails T-Shirt

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
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5.18.2009

Instead of a vacuum, I invested in a horde of ravaging ants. They keep the place clean, I stay off their carpet.

4.22.2009

I want an army of motorcycles, mechanics and ants. Then I’ll take over the world.