Somebody should write an opera about annoying people who sing really loud all the time instead of talking.
Funny thoughts on annoying things
3.1.2012
Listen, door-to-door salesguy: I’m just not interested in a home security system that doesn’t have guided machine guns.
2.29.2012
Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
2.22.2012
Sometimes when I’m listening to someone talk I can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
Get the Like You As a Cookie t-shirt!
7.11.2011
Thank you for sharing your subwoofer’s bass with me. In return, I will be glad to share this canister of tear gas with you.
6.10.2011
One of my pet peeves is when people talk about their pet peeves. Nobody cares! Another is hypocrisy. Practice what you preach!
12.15.2010
Honk if you like to annoy people!
10.16.2009
If someone holds a door for you when you’re too far away, stop and tie your shoe. If they don’t wait, shout, “Thanks for nothing!”