The more dead little animals I see on the road the more I think we really need to get some kind of suicide hotline for these guys.
Funny thoughts on animals
11.12.2013
The fox says, “Yip, yip,” in case you were wondering.
9.11.2013
So I guess squirrels aren’t very good at being a hat.
7.19.2013
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is gored by narwhals?
6.7.2013
If horses could talk, they’d probably ask for shoes that don’t have to be nailed to their feet. Some stilettos, maybe.
5.13.2013
Apparently people now think sloths are cute and make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
5.1.2013
Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animals prefer to drink alone.
1.16.2013
Tigers wouldn’t be so endangered if we just gave them some weapons. I mean seriously, who would mess with a tiger with a grenade launcher?
12.5.2012
It wasn’t until I first saw Spongebob Squarepants that I realized all these other sponges are going around completely naked.
10.16.2012
If you mess with the bull, you get the horns, but what if you mess with the bullhorn?
