says, “Yip, yip,” in case you were wondering.
Funny thoughts on animals
So I guess squirrels aren’t very good at being
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is
they’d probably ask for shoes that don’t have to be nailed to their feet. Some stilettos, maybe.
Apparently people now thinkand make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animalsalone.
Tigers wouldn’t beif we just gave them some weapons. I mean seriously, who would mess with a tiger with a grenade launcher?
It wasn’t until I first saw Spongebob Squarepants that I realized all these other sponges are going around
If you mess with the bull, you get the horns, but what if you
Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably