I’ll bet when hunters keep a journal they start every day with “Deer diary.”
10.10.2011
Wolves get a bad rap from fairy tales. Real wolves would never attack anthropomorphic pigs.
5.2.2011
If a badger ever eats your face, just ask him to give it back and he probably will, because badgers aren’t as mean as they seem.
4.14.2011
I watched expectantly as the small band of apes prepared their ambush. I was about to get my first lesson in gorilla warfare.
12.14.2010
My wife said my website needs more pictures, so here’s a photo of animal abuse!
4.12.2010
Why is the emperor penguin so formal? If I were emperor, I’d be like, “T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos.”
5.11.2009
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”
Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt
