Never agree to arm wrestle a giant, because man, do they get angry
Funny thoughts on anger
“Don’t get mad,‑motto for the Anger Management through Basket Weaving Association.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say, “If I had a dime…” I would
Lady at the truck stop was yelling mercilessly at her kid as they got out of their big rig. That was
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
Shouldn’trhyme with danger?
Talk about road rage: running me off the road, brandishing a gun, yelling at me on a bullhorn.
It’s not only Bruce Banner –if you just make them call a voice-activated phone menu.
If anyone ever got mad at me for throwing a dummy at their car, I’d just turn to it and yell, “I told you to
for eating their pie, just say, “Can’t we let pie-gones be pie-gones?” Then ask for some cookies.