Shouldn’t anger rhyme with danger?
Funny thoughts on anger
2.16.2012
Talk about road rage: running me off the road, brandishing a gun, yelling at me on a bullhorn. Lawbreaking really upsets some cops.
10.19.2011
It’s not only Bruce Banner – anyone can turn into the Hulk if you just make them call a voice-activated phone menu.
8.9.2011
If anyone ever got mad at me for throwing a dummy at their car, I’d just turn to it and yell, “I told you to stay out of the road, dummy!”
9.8.2010
If someone ever gets mad at you for eating their pie, just say, “Can’t we let pie-gones be pie-gones?” Then ask for some cookies.
4.30.2010
Nah, it’s not Tourette’s. I’m just angry sometimes.