Americans call them cookies. Brits call them biscuits. Can’t we just agree that everyone should call them bakies?
Funny thoughts on America
3.22.2013
How can the United States have any international credibility if we continue to harbor country music artists?
2.7.2012
The story about George Washington saying, “I cannot tell a lie,” was all a lie. So you don’t have to be honest anymore.
5.7.2010
How can we, as a nation, claim responsibility for American cheese? If we’re going to pretend it’s cheese, let’s call it Al Qaeda cheese.