If, I hope they don’t speak Portuguese. I can’t understand even a little Portuguese.
Funny thoughts on aliens
The Curiosity rover vaporized a Mars rock with its laser this weekend. It’s about time we showedwho’s in charge here.
Maybe we’re alone, orbut wouldn’t it be safest to randomly fire giant lasers into space, just in case?
When I was a kid, I wanted to live on clouds. Now that I’m not so naive, I know that would quadruple my odds of
I thought I hadon the back of my neck, but it turns out it was just a cyst. Lame.
I’ve come to the conclusion thatis actually one enormous spaceship.
If you want to put your kids’ minds at ease on the subject, tell them death is justyou never come back from.
Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”