Funny thoughts on aliens

I thought I had some kind of bizarre alien growth on the back of my neck, but it turns out it was just a cyst. Lame.

Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”

Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges.

Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges. There aren't a lot of pit stops in space.