draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner.
Funny thoughts on alcohol
Why do so many jokes start with an animal walking into a bar? That’s so unrealistic. Everyone knows animalsalone.
Spring forward, fall back.in which case you don’t spring at all and you fall forward.
I got a guy fired today for drinking on the job.that water, buddy.
Oh, so stumble forward like a drunk and fall on my face? Thanks for the advice.
Fall isn’t a very good name for autumn. Things are falling all year: rain, snow, my 401K,Maybe St. Patrick’s day should be called fall.
Saw a guy with a shirt that said, “In dog beers,I’m thinking that’s maybe 0.3 human beers, so…
I sawthat said, “Drink and drive, go to jail,” but I don’t take orders from signs.