Some people need air traffic control for the road. “Tower to bad motorist 1637CA, you are cleared to merge into traffic.”
Funny thoughts on airplanes
7.12.2011
People talk about getting away with murder, but what about getting away with dropping thousands of corn dogs on the White House from a plane? Why isn’t that a phrase?
9.9.2010
I call false advertising on the flying trapeze until they perform while suspended from airplanes.
7.12.2010
After months of flight school and hours in the cockpit, I suddenly realized that I was not, in fact, being trained to be a pirate.