People talk about getting away with murder, but what about getting away with dropping thousands of corn dogs on the White House from a plane? Why isn’t that a phrase?
Funny thoughts on airplanes
9.9.2010
I call false advertising on the flying trapeze until they perform while suspended from airplanes.
7.12.2010
After months of flight school and hours in the cockpit, I suddenly realized that I was not, in fact, being trained to be a pirate.